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Mexican Living Doctors Doctors Doctors
am sick. I don't know look at it on your way back to
what's wrong nor if what I your little rust bucket of a car.
have has an official name. After all you are paying for it!"
Maybe they call it,
"Ah-ha-now-you-can't-breathe-well You instead hear this from your
-and-feel-like-you-are-going-to-d Mexican doctor,
ie virus. I don't know. I will
probably go to the doctor "That will be $150.00 PESOS (less
tomorrow if I am not feeling than $15.00 USD). Oh thank you
better. very much," the Mexican doctor
tells you, "you are very kind."
Going to the doctor in Mexico is
simply a delight. There are Reason number two why I love
several reasons for my going to the Mexican doctors is
enchantment with going to Mexican that, if you are a man, they do
doctors. One is that I can afford not ask you every single time to
it. The best part, in fact, about drop your pants to have a look at
going to the Mexican doctor is at that worrisome prostate gland.
the end of the visit when you
have to pay less than $15.00 for If you aren't a man then you have
an office call. no idea of how obsessive the
American medical community
This is what you will hear your becomes about your prostate gland
American doctor telling you, after you reach a certain age!
After I hit 45-years old, each
"That will be all for today. Now time I would go see the doctor,
be sure to pay your $150.00 any doctor, they would always
DOLLAR office visit fee so you want to know when the last time I
can help make the payment on my had my prostate gland looked at.
brand-new SUV. Be sure to take a
I would go to the doctor for: "Ah, yes. I think the prostate
may be causing it. Bend over this
· A sore throat: "Oh, that red table and let's have a go at it,
throat sure looks bad," the shall we?"
doctor would say, "but let's have
a look at your prostate while you American doctors will go to any
are here." means to get to have a look at
your prostate. It is as though
· A cut finger requiring they win some sweepstakes for the
stitches: "There you go. That most prostate glands they get to
last stitch went in perfectly. "have a look at." I just don't
Now strip off all your clothes, know!
put on this gown, and I'll be
right back." The third reason I love going to
the Mexican doctor is that they
· An asthma attack: "Oh, oh, oh actually care about you. I am not
my God! The lungs sound fine but making this up: They will call
I think I hear something in your you at home, because they worry
prostate gland. Quick, let's have about your condition. If you are
a look!" suppose to return to the doc for
a follow-up visit and are one day
· The neurologist slithers in: late they call you to see if you
are ok or what has happened to
"I think we need to look at your you. Can you even begin to fathom
prostate." that?
"But doctor," you protest weakly, When we came back from a Puerto
"I am here because my right leg Vallarta vacation, I contracted a
has been numb for three months." jungle related rash. Don't ask me
how. I was not swinging from
disease carrying vines or rubbing and he got worried when I didn't
up against something I should not return exactly on the 10th day he
have been. I just caught this asked me to come back. So he
hideous rash. called me up to see how I was
doing.
My Guanajuato doctor was treating
me. It was rather a severe case I love Mexican doctors!
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